The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.
Douglas Adams, on Windows '95
The trouble with writing while high is that as soon as you pass out, a bunch of evil gnomes come in and replace your brilliant prose with utter garbage.
Vi ska ersätta kärnkraften med förnybara källor som inte har någon effekt.
Kjell Larsson, miljöministern, i Agenda den 27 maj angående koldioxidutsläppen och kärnkraftsavvecklingen.
Or, roughly translated:
We should replace nuclear power with renewable sources that have no effect.
Kjell Larsson, environmental minister, in Agenda (a TV-show), the 27:th of may about carbon dioxid pollution and shutting down nuclear power for good.
No, I don't know where this picutere origin from, unfortunately. However, it was way too cool not to be used. ;>